January 2012
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DAMMIT LIFE WHY YOU SO FRUSTRATING.
boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: lol me too *high five*
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
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Barney: Look at me! Now look at you. A still-in-the-closet 80-year-old wouldn't be into that mess.
Marshall: Here's the thing, Barney. I'm snuggly. You're not. Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning, wrapped in a comforter, and it's raining outside and there's muffins warming in the oven - I'M CUDDLY BITCH. DEAL WITH IT.
Man, I thought I was scheduling my schedule like a G, but now I have ONE class on two days and THREE classes on two other days. Mad early in the morning for no reason. :’(
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Man, I wanna move to Chinatown.
Man, I hate offices where you have to wait. =/
I have to go to school to fix my schedule. D: BUT THEN I’M GOING TO CHINATOWN! :D
“You know those mornings where you just want to watch TV, eat corn chips and...”
– Bruce McCulloch, Kids in the Hall (via sandwhichcreep)
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